The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).

Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."

by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011

Genital Public

Slang for the "general public". Because most of the general public are dicks

I don't really care for the mainstream ideas, I'm not a member of the Genital Public.

by DanyaelDemonic February 18, 2015

public pool

A place where you find strange things at the bottom of the pool and loud kids screaming and yelling and obnoxiously splashing you

"I found something hairy at the bottom of the public pooll"

by Magic Johnson has aids August 30, 2017

Public Saxophone

A term coined by Jimi Hendrix simply meaning an electric guitar.

You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone

by Voodoo.Child August 11, 2020

public figure

Random ass white kids who think they’re important when they have over 1000 followers

Kyle: Ayye I hit 2,000 ig followers now I’m a public figure

Me: no ur not Kyle. you have to be important and relevant to be a public figure.

by AllDayImCool July 1, 2018

public masturbation

Masturbation in public, makes you very horney to see a guy watching you.

How to do Public Masturbation Eg:Sitting on a bus with a cleanly shaven pussy and no pants with tiny skirt, gently open my legs to the guy sitting oposite, start to masturbate and finger yourself watching his stare, sometime they join in wanking and can be know to miss they bus. Makes you horney as hell. Sometime do it hairbrushin

by MbGirl December 29, 2007

public trough

the trough that is filled up by worker in the private sector in order that workers in the public sector and councillors ect, can feed off. This is a never emptying trough as al,ost like magic the public sector will keep it full by increasing taxes ect and penalising the private sector

Marcus : that councilor got a new porsche.

Andrew : yes, he's claimed full expenses from the public trough

Marcus : like all councilors feeding ooff the public trough

by welshcarlos1993 December 29, 2010