A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
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The opposite of objectivity, and less innocent than subjectivity. Involves a person projecting their viewpoint, in a deliberate attempt to get it to coincide with a skewed version of subjective reality, which may not correspond with empirical evidence.
A: Harry Potter is a safe space for transsexuals!
B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things
A: No I have objectivity! Everything!
B: Your projecting so you have projectivity
A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.
B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things
A: No I have objectivity! Everything!
B: Your projecting so you have projectivity
A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.
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Get the projecticy mug.1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
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