An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.
by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019
Get the norwegian pretzel mug.The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.
by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006
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Get the Salty Pretzel mug./verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
by pretzee September 12, 2010
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Get the soggy pretzel mug.1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014
Get the Moist Pretzel mug.The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.
by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014
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