An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.
by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019
Get the norwegian pretzelmug. The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.
by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006
Get the Mud Pretzelmug. by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011
Get the Salty Pretzelmug. by lambert@psu December 21, 2008
Get the soggy pretzelmug. /verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
by pretzee September 12, 2010
Get the Russian pretzelmug. When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.
"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
by Nester17 December 10, 2013
Get the Pretzel Vaginamug. 1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014
Get the Moist Pretzelmug.