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play possum

verb
To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.
Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!
by LaStefondaniqua December 26, 2008
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Postmodern Common Sense

1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.
The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Snow Possum

A term used by the jogger community to reference hyperborean white people. Mostly in a derogatory attempt, but it has no sting since Europeans don't have deep seated inferiority complexes .
Tyquisha DaVontrius Nyquilantro: *smacks lips* da snow possums be opressin me. We wuz da original kangs of egypt we built them pyramids n sheit.
Matt: Ok.
by kangsofegypt February 10, 2022
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mr postman

1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.

2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)

3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"
If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...
by luvdrug88 August 23, 2010
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postus locki morti

The act of posting a reply whilst a moderator is dropping the lock bomb on the thread in question.
Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"
by Og II December 28, 2004
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Postmorrow

I'll meet you at school postmorrow.

Paychecks are in postmorrow.
by Daimonin February 28, 2009
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Possum box

Another euphemism for vagina. Sometimes they play dead, sometimes they may smell like they are!
Your possum box is so cute and furry.
by Slick Nickle February 8, 2010
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