Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003
Get the Evil Poptartmug. the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.
by ETompk September 27, 2009
Get the Latino Poptartmug. Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008
Get the Rusty Poptartmug. by Poptartlover574904277266457 October 31, 2022
Get the Butter your Poptartmug. a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.
this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.
Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?
Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?
by asilanna December 5, 2009
Get the strawberry poptart crotchmug. by Crazy babe March 19, 2009
Get the Sammi Poptartmug. by Slick poptart December 8, 2018
Get the Butter your poptartmug.