Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Pogoing

A dance that came up through the punk-movement. It is said it was invented through Sid Vicious, a later memeber of the Sex Pistols.
The minimalistic dance is when you jump up and down.

"That sod's legs are really going"
"Yeah his pogoing are insane, he will probably hurt himself soon"

by niesen December 2, 2018

dirty pogo

When you quickly swap from doggy to reverse cowgirl and stick it in her ass and she shits and you keep going

Bro I was hitting this girl from the back and did a dirty pogo and the cleanup after was horrendous

by DoctorC00chie July 31, 2021

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

Pogo stick

An object that you use to jump

I love a pogo stick

by Coolman136 April 23, 2022

Reverse pogo

When a guy 5.2ft guy asks his 7.2ft girl friend to hold him upside down and suck him off

Reverse Pogo. 5.2ft - “hey babe can you pass me that off the top of shelf then hold me upside down and suck me off?”
Babe - “yeah of course, I just need to wipe the rain off my forehead first”

by Henson Gee February 16, 2025