poetry

it is pain why do we have to do it in school its so lame

"ok guys we are doing poetry so lets write a sonnet"
Jimmy - shoots himself and the teacher in the head 48 times

by narzan April 11, 2022

Poetry

obviously the most fucking useful subject in school that will teach you how to pay taxes and have a nice life

dude i just had a poetry exam in school and now i have the cure for cancer and a phd in physics

by sk8sk8masturbate October 15, 2020

Poetry

Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.

Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 03, 2022

Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse April 29, 2012

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 04, 2023

Poetry personified

Poetry personified

The person reading this.

Poetry personified

by Snothile December 24, 2024