Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Pogo-ot

Where someone believes everything in Pogo chat is fact and/or true.

When Player1 said Dale2 was arrested for DUI and would spend 12 years in jail, Gamer3 believed it,even thou Dale was there in same chat room.Talking to other.Gamer3 is a total Pogo-ot!

by captspaul May 13, 2011

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008

Pogo

Something weird about one friend that you always talk about behind their back to someone else.

When John walked out, his friends were all talking about his habit of poking people. What a pogo!

by baobaosushi August 25, 2014

PoGo

The abbreviation for Pokemon Go.

I was playing PoGo with my friends.

by blorgus merk December 15, 2016

Pogoing

A dance that came up through the punk-movement. It is said it was invented through Sid Vicious, a later memeber of the Sex Pistols.
The minimalistic dance is when you jump up and down.

"That sod's legs are really going"
"Yeah his pogoing are insane, he will probably hurt himself soon"

by niesen December 2, 2018