A person who signs up for and is cast on a television show where he and 25+ usually eligible bachelors date the same woman; but, instead of being a semi-normal human being like most of the rest of the men, may display behaviors including but not limited to:
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
by TacoBelle4 June 8, 2019
Get the Psychopathmug. Hym "If women aren't drawing the line at criminal or retard or children or animals... Why do you think they would draw the line at psychopath? They'll draw the line at baby dick retards, animals, children, and psychopath? Nah. How is that deterring anyone from doing anything? Weak sauce."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Psychopathmug. psychopaths are usually female, an expample can be a psycho ex girlfriend who will stop at nothing until she has her ways, they usually fail tho
“wow kennedy is a crazy bitch she won’t leave that couple alone” “i know just laugh it off it’s pretty pathetic, she’s definitely a psychopath”
by winnie45pooh March 24, 2022
Get the psychopathmug. “My BrAiNs ArE mAdE oF sHiT aNd PsYcHoPaThS aReN’t SuCcEsSfUl!” ~ Doctor JeepJorp Peepeestones
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 5, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. Dude have you seen DiamondyJhon's newest video?
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
by ITSDIAMONDBOY April 22, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. 