norwegian pretzel

An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.

"just gave that big booty bitch that norwegian pretzel no cap on my mama nigga 👍🤙☝👈👇👈"

by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019

Mud Pretzel

The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.

by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006

Salty Pretzel

When a girl puts her legs behind her head, and the a man peforms anal sex on her

Grace Taylor and her doing the Salty Pretzel

by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011

Russian pretzel

/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.

Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel

by pretzee September 12, 2010

soggy pretzel

crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious

i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out

by lambert@psu December 21, 2008

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.

Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.

by T-Dawg2017 September 20, 2018