Posh sex

Just missionary position with no kissing

The Royal family only has posh sex. Boring cunts

by Ashey hole January 16, 2023

The posh palker

The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.

Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy

50 minutes later

Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker

by Posh palker May 10, 2023

Posh Piss

The act of a male sitting to pee, ending in a poop 50% of the times.

- Why did you took so long in the toilet?

- I took a posh piss to rest my legs a bit.

by wellffshit August 24, 2017

faux posh

an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.

"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."

"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."

by Bouzsi December 15, 2018

posh mamma

An extremely rare occurrence in the female population. Considered by scientists to be akin to an albino African. A prized unicorn among men.

This woman is the woman of every mans dreams, but is elusive, even in plain sight. She does what other women are incapable of doing. Things such as: holding a conversation, comforting her man, encouraging her man, sharing similar interests with her man, sets goals for herself, genuinely gives her heart, among other desirable qualities not found in the common human female.

I bet Rachel is a hot ass posh mamma, better not let this unicorn get away!

by PunishedDruid July 10, 2018

posh cunt

someone who speaks with a cultivated, RP, or otherwise generally very upper class, pretentious, or otherwise posh accent.

You posh cunt!

by Put you are Name here May 1, 2021

posh bag

One who is rich and snobby. Also polish not thatthere is anything wrong with the country of poland. Also being a posh a bag u r also a deush bag.

My friend named FR is a posh bag piece of shit cock sucker.

by tudjntdo nprfruj December 28, 2005