Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

pogo fight

A minigame where the player character must beat others in combat while the player character is on a pogo stick.

The other characters are not usually on pogo sticks in pogo fights, rather they usually are armed with melee weapons.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Beer Pogo

When a female uses a beer bottle to masturbate.
Cap is off.
Beer is still inside and helps get female a little tipsy during masturbation.
Beer is drank afterwards in celebration.

I played a little beer pogo last night.

by PDizzle48 June 7, 2025

Pogo

Boring, straight-laced people... following all the rules with no backlash

Sitting in class with a bunch of bored-ass pogos right now, talk later...

by HeliumTheory October 8, 2019

Pain pogo

When you lady’s got her strap on and she’s pounding you up that ass

Bro I road the pain pogo last night

by Darwin of pain July 7, 2024

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025