by kramallan February 21, 2024
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A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”
I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.
by Observative December 19, 2020
by Djcj101 July 21, 2019
A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 01, 2022
by MickeyCraig69 May 09, 2020
Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.
A.K.A TheBummba
A.K.A TheBummba
Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"
Wise "yes lets farm"
Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)
Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
Wise "yes lets farm"
Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)
Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
by Thebummba March 04, 2018