oxmoronical

-noun; /ˌɒksiməˈrɒnɪk/ Pronunciation Key - ok-see-muh-ron-ik; a derivative of the word oxymoron, it is a state in which one's emotional or mental state contradicts their physical state; To feel one way and be in the action of doing or being incongrous to that feeling

"oxmoronical" as used in general conversation:

Tammy: "Hey Biff!! I feel so tired, but I'm wide the fuck awake, oxymoronical, huh?"

Biff: "Hey Tammy!! I don't give a shit."

Tammy: "Maybe it's the crack?"

Biff: "Yeah. That or the Pepsi & coke smoothie you took to the dome."

by Yes Yes Y'all October 16, 2008

Oxymormon

A Mormon who follows their religion but says stuff that contradicts their religion.

"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"

by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016

Oxymormon

Oxymor^on = covert

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narcissist = wolf in sheep’s clothing

A person who in their pious disguise, claim a god fearing humility yet maliciously hurt others for their personal gain AND expect to be wholly accepted into heaven because they are completely unaware they are who they are. I might know one or two of those.

The oxymormon bishop humbly preached his sermon of repentance after he committed illegal crimes.

by Boooyaaa! March 2, 2018