Bradford, Ontario

A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.

Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!

by Goose9 September 20, 2016

ontario mills

it was the place to be if you lived in the inland empire....before victoria gardens came. it's just a ghetto place filled with outlet stores where the people are gross and rude.

ew. you went to ontario mills?

by Desiree Jones December 27, 2007

Ontario

A state of physically and/or mental condition where you are at a party and became so fucked up you lose all sense of reality and end up blacking out.

"Man, do you remember the other sesh where Joseph got fucked up?"
"Yeah! He was ontario'd! Hahaha!"

by hristool December 6, 2017

Harley, Ontario

Drive South of Brantford until you hit what seems to be the dirtiest hick town hole youve ever seen (Burford) and keep goin' until you've past that and hit an even smaller, even hickier, even dirtier town than that one (if thats possible). Once you get there you know you've reached the town of Harley and I suggest you turn around and leave immediately. Harley is the butt hole of the entire world.

Wanna go mailboxin in Harley, Ontario man!? Ya man that place is a Dump!

by scotlander1 April 25, 2011

Kitchener, Ontario

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)

Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.

by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017

pass outable

The altered mental state reached when one has either consummed alcohol (or recreational drugs) beyond one's functional limit, or has stayed awake for too many consecutive hours, regardless of intake. Due to this state, one may blurt out things that one normally wouldn't, or do stupid things that don't make sense; totally irrational behavior based on lack of sleep or toxins present in the blood stream.

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Officer, I was just on my feet for a 16 hour shift with no break, of course I'm speeding. I'm totally pass outable."
"I see. Well, keep your window and your eyes open. Why don't I follow you home to make sure you get there ok."

"How much did you drink?"
"Well, let's just say I'm feelin' mighty pass outable right now."

by meander7 September 27, 2006

Keene, Ontario

Keene is a small city outside of Peterborough, Ontario, about 500 people or more as population it has one main street and subdivisions, there is also Indian River where you can drop off your boat and you can go swimming or fishing and we have Serpents Mounds family camp ground next to Rice Lake. There is also a general store, restaurant and a credit union and arena and even a liquour store for the people that like to drink and don't have to Peterborough you can get it here. But Keene is a nice, small country town and quiet here.

Keene, Ontario
Keene Christmas Parade
Pumpkin Festival

the Plowing Match(2006)
Located near Peterborough and close to Rice Lake

by PrideLand December 13, 2010