Cookie Rub

When you smear cookie crumbs / cookie dough all over your bulging cock and either stroke it or put it in your best homie.

“Damn, I just had the best cookie rub session of my life, my homie loved his hole being filled with cookie dough.

by rinlovesstrokingit January 27, 2023

rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick

I was giving her rubbing job in my car

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 10, 2016

Workplace Rub

term referring to the unwanted rubbing of your shoulders/arms at the workplace. This act is usually performed by the plant manager and occasionally by the maintenance man. The rub occurs from the back when the victim is not expecting it. The workplace rub can can be countered with the Workplace Rub Square Up.

Zach: I see you fell victim to the Workplace Rub hahaha
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.

by The Denier February 18, 2010

rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.

Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.

by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.

I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.

by norm the plum December 1, 2015

Rubbing Alcohol

A last resort

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020