Fat

Your mother.

dan: "yo mama so fat she couldn't reach her back pocket"
jimmy: "Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me.""
dan: "that was stupid. you see this is exactly why your father left"

by touline-sixtey-nine May 19, 2022

Fat

Either having a big belly or just a person eating large amounts of food

Aaron you are really fat eating all that food

by Jackson Elliot March 15, 2020

Fat

America

Jim: Where did you go for your holiday last month?
Don: Ahh i went to America
Jim: Ahhhh fat!

by Calum yiken? June 1, 2009

a fat

a really fat joint, also called a fattie, that is packed with 1-1 and half grams of weed instead of just a half.

Ex. Yesterday I rolled a really good fat.

Dave: I smoked a fat yesterday. Man I was sooo blunted.

by Josiefuckinrules August 3, 2006

Fat

A guy that sticks his ass to the couch and watches TV eating twinkies all day long. Also see American

Every American citizen has the right to be fat.

by Zee Dogg July 24, 2007

FAT

The technique of fingering a girl while eating her out.
Finger and Tongue = FAT
FATing
FATted

She started to moan as i was FATing her pussy
My girlfriend loves when i use the FAT technique

by Morgasm14 June 11, 2008

Fatted

When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.

The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.

Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011