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Oklahoma McSally

The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.
Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.
by IzicHaze February 11, 2010
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Oklahoma Whirlwind

When a man eats a large, greasy meal and gets horrible gas. He then squats above a woman’s vagina and farts. The air blowing from his ass while farting tickles the woman’s clit, causing her to orgasm.
Man Steve, after that long night of drinking and White Castle, I went home and gave Courtney the best Oklahoma Whirlwind ever.
by OhYouNastyGurl October 27, 2018
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davis, oklahoma

A hick ass town that hates black people and sucks at being human fucking beings.
"Hey man have you been to Davis, Oklahoma?"
"No, why? Should I go?"
"Hell no it sucks asscheeks"
by jcool November 24, 2017
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Oklahoma Blowout

"The act of ripping a huge guff in your partners face whilst having your salad tossed"
'Darlene was tossing Jarod's salad, he then shouted '*Oklahoma Blowout* and guffed in Darlene's face.
by Kissmyplums October 5, 2019
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Oklahoma sauna

After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna
by Thecfhobbit December 12, 2019
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oklahoma university

Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.
Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University
by Jendowowmene March 16, 2017
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Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual
Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday
by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016
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