by I am Shaney December 16, 2020

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.
by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

In surfing, a slang term for a surfer's shoulders. One may have salt and peppered (freckled), hot sauced (sun-burned), ham (huge as a mother) and other varieties of omelettes.
Cody: Whooaaa, Brad check out that chick's shoulders!
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
by wordybirdie September 5, 2018

by mikerowcock October 20, 2023

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.
by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023
