OMGLEE

Used after The fox show Glee. Instead of saying Gods name in vain, you say Glee.

"OMGLEE this show is hilarious"
"OMGLEE you are such a gleek lol!"

by ECN42493 September 10, 2009

omelerrhea

literal defintion: diarrhea caused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

by YoQueefa&Gayjus May 18, 2009

Havana Omelette

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.

I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

by redring January 23, 2014

Parcher Omelet

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.

Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.

by Himmockey April 24, 2019

Omeglaid

the act of attempting to utilize the anonymous social networking website, Omegle, in an effort to obtain some desired sexual release without revealing that you really have nothing to offer another human being.

I could never get any in real life, so I went on my computer to get Omeglaid. It was great, I couldn't even tell it was actually a 45 year old man!
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by bacwhs89 November 2, 2009

burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".

"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."

by The Omelet King February 6, 2008

Omegledon

A nasty guy/girl on Omegle that creeps on people and wants to have cyber sex.

Innocent: Hey.
Omegledon: Wanna get dirty? ;)
Innocent: I am 15.
Omegledon: I won't tell, baby.
Innocent: OMEGLEDON!!!

by Lindsay Marie :) October 13, 2011