To be really nice to nice to your sugar daddy or boyfriend who takes care of you in order to keep him satisfied enough to do whatever you want
“Hey bestie I gotta go milk the ogre so we can continue to drive his car and live in his nice condo”
by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018

by superplush January 9, 2018

When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason
“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”
by MaxIsVeryFunny February 28, 2021

by SlankenSlacker September 2, 2021

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
