pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
by omega wis January 1, 2011
Get the watch porn mug.A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.
Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.
Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....
Ben: Alright the ways all clear.
Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....
Ben: Alright the ways all clear.
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A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
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Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
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