To tell a person that what they're saying or doing is so unlike what they usually do or what they are. Not typical of one's known traits or behaviour patterns.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.
Bob : "I have a bottle or two every night...of soda."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."
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A prison guard examines an inmate's bed, peeling back the covers to reveal a large brown stain of fecal matter plastered over the sheets. To bring humour and gravitas to the discovery he remarks, "That's not gravy." (As seen on the television documentary 'Strangeways'.)
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Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."
John:"Dude that's not you."
Bob: "why not?"
John:"Because you can't dance."
John:"Dude that's not you."
Bob: "why not?"
John:"Because you can't dance."
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Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
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It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
by dopplemire November 8, 2010
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