keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

Keen

It's an amazing person who everyone love.

Omg I met keen today!

by Urban dictionary director January 31, 2020

pulled a keen

when someone tells a really stupid joke but its so dumb its funny

fred really pulled a keen when he told the pun about zebras

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass

Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.

by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018

Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

Keen

wonderful Brownskin men with perfect lips but they also have a cute Side to them so don’t think they all big and bad ( keens are amazing kissers and incredibly handsome)

Damn keen fine asf!

Aww keen so nice

I want keen number!

by Nope300 May 11, 2022