nonce

a kiddie diddler

watch out for uncle vic he's a nonse that diddles kiddies

by edna cushion October 25, 2003

nonced

british slang
when someone's been the victim of a nonce, they are said to have been nonced

stubby was nonced by the baker boys

by bakerboys07 July 02, 2007

nonce

A mincing boy-hungry paedophile

She was 14!!!!!!! You fucking NONCE!

by m_man1401 April 27, 2004

nonce

a person who has sex with young girls and boys.

ben beverage

by plantation cafe December 31, 2003

nonce

peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off

hey Angus you nonce.

by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009

nonce

A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker

Samuel is a rate nonce

by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016

nonce

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.

1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."

by fwe22 May 05, 2006