The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.
The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.
by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020
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Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.
"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."
by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017
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Subway Express

When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.
OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.
by Jade prince July 12, 2017
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Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.
If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.
by TheSein September 13, 2011
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Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.
Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.
by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020
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Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.
Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.
by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016
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subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.
"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station
by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009
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