by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005

You: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010

by fingerblaster5000 October 26, 2013

by Jordana Ellen June 15, 2008

by pedobear4life January 17, 2009

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"
"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"
"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"
"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"
"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"
"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"
by 3zhd April 12, 2021

Juan: Boludo, que pedo nos pusimos ayer!
(Hey, We were so drunk last night!)
Luis: Sí, estaba muy en pedo!
(Yes, I was really drunk!)
(Hey, We were so drunk last night!)
Luis: Sí, estaba muy en pedo!
(Yes, I was really drunk!)
by Chichiuaua April 25, 2011
