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Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active
Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!
by H with Reggie May 27, 2018
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Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.
Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.

Eli sure knows how to have a good time.

I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.
by lilneufs August 5, 2019
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Yo Elis
by Gaycumcum September 20, 2019
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ely

An amazing talented girl who just loves to have fun. You can always find her goofing around but can be serious when needed.
That girl was the life of the party

She must be and Ely
by Elesbells June 9, 2020
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Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!
If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com
by EBUHR3 June 13, 2018
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He loves eating humans and is a great human
"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"
by Anonymous (janos) December 29, 2017
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Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests
"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"
by Ju222222 December 13, 2017
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