Chocolate Nails

When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.

I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.

by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012

swamp nail

(n): The tip of a finger, mostly the index and middle, that is covered in weed resin from packing a bowl or moving the weed in the bowl to the side.

we all have some swamp nails after smoking

by reeferallthetime September 20, 2005

Dragon Nails

A person with overly long fake, scary nails.

I feel like she is going to claw my eye's out with her Dragon Nails.

by psychogood July 27, 2012

Nail Friend

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'

Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."

by Stalk off October 10, 2009

nail-bat

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.

Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.

by DthePP October 14, 2003

Pimp nails

Growing a maximum of 2 nails deliberately. Mostly it will be both little fingers.

#: How are the pimp nails goin'?
##: 5cm, starting to get in the way, but at least its pimpin'.

by Haxx0r September 26, 2005

nail blast

when you have long, dirty nails and you finger a girl

dude 1: 'did you hear about what happened with Suzie?'
dude 2: 'yeah man, she got nail blasted'

by anonymous March 26, 2021