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Nail or Fail

Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.
Are you going to nail or fail with that girl your talking to.
by Ptownuk January 27, 2010
mugGet the Nail or Failmug.

Stylus Nail

A finger nail that one grows longer than others so that it can be used in lieu of a stylus on a PDA, or smartphone.

See also: Coke Nail
"Dude! What's up with your pointer finger nail?"
"Huh? oh, that's my stylus nail. For my iPhone."
"Um, okay... but does it have to have a French Tip?"
by jameser612 February 23, 2010
mugGet the Stylus Nailmug.

swamp nail

(n): The tip of a finger, mostly the index and middle, that is covered in weed resin from packing a bowl or moving the weed in the bowl to the side.
we all have some swamp nails after smoking
by reeferallthetime September 20, 2005
mugGet the swamp nailmug.

Nail Friend

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'
Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
by Stalk off October 10, 2009
mugGet the Nail Friendmug.

nail-bat

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.
Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.
by DthePP October 14, 2003
mugGet the nail-batmug.

Pimp nails

Growing a maximum of 2 nails deliberately. Mostly it will be both little fingers.
#: How are the pimp nails goin'?
##: 5cm, starting to get in the way, but at least its pimpin'.
by Haxx0r September 26, 2005
mugGet the Pimp nailsmug.

Fail nail

Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!

Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!

Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010
mugGet the Fail nailmug.

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