mustard cup

(n) another word for butthole.

she takes it in the mustard cup.

by Jarred T. April 9, 2007

mustard salad

the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.

Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.

The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.

by SlaterDurkee August 6, 2009

Mustard Coincidence

A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.

A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.

Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV

You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.

This is the Mustard Coincidence.

by c--b April 25, 2010

tiddy mustard

The underboob sweat of a females breast.

Yo, the tiddy mustard on that girl stank. Her tiddy was soaked in it.

by Blanket bandit April 9, 2017

Butt Mustard

The greasy residue left in your underwear.

by Stuart Cox May 31, 2003

Mutard

A person who posseses the defining characteristics of both a mutant and a retard.
A person of little social credibility.

Child - Mum, why is tha man drooling?

Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.

by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 12, 2008