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mormon

Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite
Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.
by Corkey October 26, 2007
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Mormon

An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.
Who's at the door? Another Mormon? Aw fucking great!
by LilWindex May 16, 2018
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Mormon

Someone who would be a spammer if they had the technical expertise.

They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.
Mormons burn in hell for the misery they inflict on the world.
by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005
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mormon

a religion that secretly worships Lucifer
if you gain enough trust within the mormon church.
you will be told who they really worship.
by Ex-Mormon January 11, 2008
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Mormon

Mormons are nice and friendly on the outside but little demons on the inside. Some arn't, but trust them at your own risk. I know since I went to the church for around 12 years by force.
"Marissa is a Mormon, so don't trust her."
by MissTacoz May 7, 2018
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Mormon

We are not a cult and don't worship satan.

We don't come onto urbandictionary.com to mark all the wrong definitions, wrong. We come on to laugh at all the incompetent, ridiculous, uneducated entries.

We haven't practiced polygamy for a few hundred years, just like any other religion did way back when.

Mormon guys are hott! and so are Mormon girls!

And, yes, we strive to be the best people that we can and try to be nice to everybody. So typically mormons are usually pretty friendly people.

We have friends that aren't mormon. Just usually not those that are druggies or alcholics or whatever.

I won't object to that fact that some mormons put themselves up on a pedestal thinking that they're better than everyone else because they're mormon, but that's not all mormons. I try to treat all people equally, no matter what religion they are.

We don't let anyone in our temples unless they are a worthy member of the LDS church. Not just if they're a member. They also have to be worthy.

I think that's about it. So for all of you mormon haters, whatever. You can go on thinking we're whatever you think we are, but you'll never know the truth unless you actually ask a true mormon.
Mormons don't:
Have magical underwear. =)
All love jello.
Not perfect.
Just normal people like you.
by "Special" Ed March 18, 2008
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mormon

Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!
by Doc Johnson February 7, 2004
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