Havre, Montana

The name of a boring, lame, town that has nothing going for it. In the middle of nowhere with a number of rednecks and hicks.

Joe: "Sorry guys I can't go camping with you this summer. I have to go waste my vacation in the worst town in America."

Matt: "Dude you mean you have to go to Havre, Montana?! Good luck, there ain't nothin happenin there!"

Nate: "I'll pray for you man."

by Lauren1993 June 7, 2011

hannah montana

A no talent, over-rated, product of Disney, WASTE OF SPACE with a retarded name.

Retarded 12 year old: HOMGWTFBBQ I got tickets to HANNAH MONTANA.

Random Person on Street: Shut the fuck up. -shoots her-

by George Le January 3, 2008

hannah montana

A tween celebrity who looks like a monkey with make-up

Little sister: HANNAH MONTANA IS SOOO PRETTY!!
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.

by Malish February 16, 2008

Hannah Montana

Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.

"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."

by Carl J. Maltese February 16, 2008

Montana Smooch

When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.

Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.

by Top knot December 8, 2019

Montana Flyfishing

The act of taking a running start and jumping fist-first into a woman's vagina, and then proceeding to crawl inside of her and take control of her movements

I wanted to see what it was like to be a woman, so I tried Montana Flyfishing.

by Doc McStuffItIn March 28, 2016

Montana Therapy

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.

Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.

by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009