monk

there are many kinds of monks...

there's an honorable one, little ones and ones that are in charge of the little ones...

they're supposed to be the good looking population... though no one likes to admit it. they live and die an honorable life, but are not destined to go to hell so they have a pure and easy life. would i love that!!!!!! but i'm not a guy

i didnt know they had to shave their head/hair, cos i thought they got to do anything with their own black(!!!) hair. so valuable! and they are soooo cute!! they look so... young and cute.

not only are they cool and can act but they are really good cooks!!! gee i'd love to be a monk, but there are many reasons why i can't be one -_-

and unlike many beliefs and desires, monks can just walk into anyone's house and perform an exorcism. ain't that great!!! and i dont even know what monks are anymore but i know one thing I LOVE THME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never marry a monk

i want to marry a monk

monks are cool

monks suck

by crazy_4_iu May 12, 2007

monk

To be pissed off, you might go round in a Monk(ish) state.

To have a monk, is to be pissed off and shot it!

unrelated to real monks who i'm sure are lovely people

Jessie is having a real funking munk. Why doesn't sheer cheer the fuck up!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

Monk

a dude wearing a black robe , chanting gibberish and then bangs their head into a piece of wood

When I'm bored I walk around like a monk

by ThatNerdyNeighbor June 16, 2016

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007

monk

Short for "monkey"; a derogative term applied to humans, typically males. Not related to the religious persons in monasteries.

You monk, don't screw that up again!

by hdsokwadls September 11, 2008

monke

Monke is a god that many people warship and they warship this god by spreading its word on social media listing Tiktok and more

Monke is my god and i warship monke

by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021

Monk

1. n. a bad situation or unfavorable incident
2. v. (usually -ed)to get screwed over or to have something bad happen to you.

1. Billy: Listen to this, I have to work for 11 hours tonight.
Jake: Man that's monk!
2. Tommy: I wrecked my truck and got a speeding ticket. I got monked!

by bobersonton December 25, 2007