shit monger

A person who mongs shit.

Jackie:Fuck off, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.

by anal douche September 14, 2003

rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.

Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.

by Relin August 3, 2007

fuck monger

Almost as bad as a wordmother fucker/word but not quite.

God, that cop was a real fuck monger.

by snabald July 13, 2003

Whore monger

A person who sells whores for a living.

You fucking whore monger!

by skedar March 5, 2004

angst-monger

One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.

Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!

by the unangstly April 8, 2004

Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

Whore mongerer

One who consumes whores

Damn, that whore mongerer has gone through a thousand women.

by JChase April 10, 2015