Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014

mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo August 21, 2016

Mocha Latte

A term used to indirectly refer to hipsters, also used for white upper middle class girls who love Starbucks. Sometimes is Frappe Mocha Latte instead.

Look at that kid with his Mocha Latte and skinny jeans

by dextromethorphan July 13, 2021

Mocha

Pronounced (Mo_Ka)

Mocha coffee is good

by yeyeebrother69 June 4, 2023

Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"

Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)

by sungreymon June 24, 2010

the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"

give her the mocha

by superbobbyross January 15, 2024