Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020

Minty Fresh

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she spits it back into his mouth

Zachery said to April “give me that minty fresh”

by CanadianTaco September 15, 2025

Minty Juney

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!

June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?

Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?

June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)

Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.

June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.

Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012

Minty Corgi

A type of furry that tends to be weird at times, usually with certain interests, hobbies, or personality. Such as Being a furry.

That guy was strange, he was such a Minty Corgi.

by Sylvia. May 12, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.

"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

Minty Bell

A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.

His minty bell was quite arousing and refreshing too.

by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024