Midnight surfer

Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.

Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.

by Source2005 August 31, 2008

midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019

Midnight Sunrise

Midnight Sunrise: The act of insert an egg into one's anus, then flexing or clenching to crack the egg, releasing the ruptured contents back out the entryway. Either a solo or partnered act.

"Dude- I am still pulling pieces of eggshell out my ass after last night's Midnight Sunrise!"

by oilycat June 27, 2015

Midnight Monkey

The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.

Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.

by SarniaDrew April 09, 2010

midnight mindfuck

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

by gergerry_da_phzzt September 08, 2007

Midnight Assault

1. The most fierce, evil and greatest metal band that ever existed!!!! Derives its name from the time at which they became a band. Led by David Ramsay, who provides lead vocals, as well as lead and rhythm guitar. Also in the band are John O'Dwyer, Darcey McDougall and Baker.

2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.

1. Person A: Have you heard of Midnight Assault?
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?

2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CM5k December 10, 2006

midnight intellectual

Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.

you: This has been one crazy friday.

Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!

by Estehbahn July 03, 2006