by ARH December 23, 2013
Get the Poon Metric mug.A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.
Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.
by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018
Get the Metric Fuckilogram mug.by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018
Get the Metric mug.A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
Get the Metric fuck ton mug.I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.
by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018
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Get the metric mother-of-god ton mug.A most swag unit of measurement used by gangstas and pimps of a classier variety. Unlike its uncultured counterpart metric buttloads shitloads and fucktons are all base ten and as such far easyer to use in calculations.
On yesterday's evening I consumed a metric buttload of fine liquor. Unfortunately When I arose from my inebriated slumber, I found myself ducktaped to the underside of a freeway wearing nothing but my proud Union Jack skivvies.
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