mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts
damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!
by Nick Garves May 29, 2011
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Mermaid Vomit

Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."
"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"
by BooBehr October 09, 2019
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cure mermaid

Very epic go princess girl turns into funi mermaid princess and beats the shit out of villans with funi Flora, Twinkle, and Scarlet cure.
Cure Mermaid is one of the best blue cures to ever be made
by axel chains January 08, 2023
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mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.
Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?
by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015
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Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.
Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.
by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010
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Emo Mermaid

A term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can't walk.
Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.
by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017
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Mermaid Filet

The mermaid Filet is the process of opening the mermaid's tail. The girl ties her ankles together (making the mermaid tail) and the guy tries to enter her by any means necessary. The mermaid flips around on the floor like a fish out of water trying to avoid being speared.
Blackbeard was know for enjoying Mermaid filet on the deck of the pirate ship.
by Ashdog January 05, 2009
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