a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.
me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?
you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
by someone who seems crazy August 21, 2016
by bweiser21 February 21, 2015
Very epic go princess girl turns into funi mermaid princess and beats the shit out of villans with funi Flora, Twinkle, and Scarlet cure.
by axel chains January 08, 2023
Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.
by Malias Malias April 08, 2020
Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.
by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017
When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.
Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.
No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.
No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.
by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010
The mermaid Filet is the process of opening the mermaid's tail. The girl ties her ankles together (making the mermaid tail) and the guy tries to enter her by any means necessary. The mermaid flips around on the floor like a fish out of water trying to avoid being speared.
by Ashdog January 05, 2009