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Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
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Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.
Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.
by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025
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mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character
that girl is such a mermaid fly!”
by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025
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Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025
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bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
by AzureGummy March 28, 2017
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Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
by B-rizzle December 15, 2019
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Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.
The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.
by T-Rav. June 11, 2006
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