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shawn mendes

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)
omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes
by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024
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Alex Mendler

A tall and skinny babbling idiot, always saying sum shit that doesn’t make any sense, usually a degenerate pot smoker, also probably watches a LOT of Fortnite porn.
Dude just mute your mic your being an Alex Mendler, and I can hear the big busty renegade raider porn playing in the backround.
by Fartslayer54 May 3, 2024
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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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