Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Matti Bravo

Matti Bravo is very kind, sweet, and has a great sense of style. She has the BEST comebacks and don't ever get on her bad side. She's super talented at sports and in academics but she can be insecure.

Person 1: Matti the baddieeee.
Person 2: YEA AND MATTI BRAVO SO TALENTED

by BADDIE February 24, 2021

Matty Tayler

He is the best person ever ! so sweet

Matty Tayler is king

by Daddy888 March 11, 2021

matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags

"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"

by loomisme September 27, 2023

Mattie Boombatty

SomeOne that would like to do sexual things to his/hers sibling but the only thing stopping them is the fact they are blood related.

Man1: would you do things to your sister if she wasn't your sister ?

Man2: yeah probs !!

Man3: ewww Mattie Boombatty

by wag1rudeboi March 26, 2020