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dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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Clean the mat

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat
by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020
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walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"
Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.
by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016
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bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.
Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.
by concrete guru April 4, 2019
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getting mats

this is what 9 year old's say when they think they are cool getting resources in any game.

Originated in Fortnite stays in fortnite and if used anywhere else the user is automatically gay.

The fraise "getting mats" was invented by 9 year old fuck kiddos
yo im getting mats my guy so i can cranked 90s bro watch me watch me
by notnormalatall January 28, 2021
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goin' to the mats

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.
Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.
by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006
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slice on the mat

A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.
I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .
by benbisley July 22, 2010
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