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full marching band

When someone is farting a lot and their farts are all different pitches, it sounds like a full marching band.
"Man, you really have the full marching band going today!"
by fat owlbert April 23, 2016
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Post-Marching Band Depression

A severe case in which a band member feels the insatiable need to spend every possible hour with other band members well after marching season is over; a withdrawal symptom of long hours of band camp and after school practice.
Random passerby: Why's there a giant mob of kids in black overalls marching down the shopping center?
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.
by Golgi apparatus November 11, 2017
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Italian Marching band

Italian marching band

It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
Pedestrian: what’s that noice?
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.

*Several miles away*

Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here

Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
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High School Colorguard (Marching Band)

1. Auxiliary
2. uses Flags most often to express band's song/show theme with colors/shapes along with some genres of dance/acting along with manipulating their equipment.
3. in equipment, may use rifle and/or sabre and sometimes the guard may spin non-equipment props or other unusual equipment such as an "airblade..."
4. helps the band earn more GE points (General Effect points from GE judge)
BOB: I hate the band's guard(High School Colorguard (Marching Band)), they look so silly!

BOBBY: Maybe YOUR BAND'S GUARD, but ours look like they are WORLD CLASS A. That's because your band's guard is 100% beginners.

BOB: How can you tell? All they do is nothing special...

BOBBY: *shows Bob a video of a popular Independent/Open/World A group winterguard*

BOB: Woah! that's not bad!
by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011
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Putnam Clipper Marching Band

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013
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lafayette marching band

a horny group of kids that walk around and CONSTANTLY talk about band. Every section is on a social hierarchy. They work almost every day, which is cool bc of their dedication and I can hear them from my house. but man oh man, they can talk and even when they don't have band, THEY HAVE BAND. They've won a lot of state championships and they're a little cocky but hey, they're good.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Lafayette High School Marching Band in Lexington, KY

Person 2: Oh yeah, lafayette marching band

Person 1: they're like the "sexually active band geeks" on Mean Girls.
by yoyoyoitsyagirlskinnypenis February 10, 2018
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rag time marching band

when a girl is on her period. and acting like a cunt.
Well Bill sounds like your wife is pissed and the rag time marching band is in town for a week.
by fids December 28, 2007
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