Michael Maneuver

When you give your girl a very decent wienering

You: Dude I just pulled the Michael Maneuver on my girl!
Me: I wish that was me

by freestew February 12, 2021

Mort Maneuver

An action done in response to a difficult situation or differing mathematical problems. The Mort Maneuver is commonly used to get the same denominator on a complex fraction. It should be noted that the Mort Maneuver is an all-encompassing term signifying that one is going to solve any problem or predicament that is presented to them.

Dude, I'm going to have to pull a Mort Maneuver on this complex fraction problem.

by OttoVonBismark23 October 25, 2022

The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.

When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.

by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019

the slipknot maneuver

while the penis is flaccid, you are able to bend and twist it into a knot, either for sexual pleasure or curiosity.

"yea man, she gave me the slipknot maneuver last night, hurt like hell."

by dreadwood March 8, 2021

Austyn Maneuver

When a guy flirts and makes a girl feel a giggly, then right when she falls for him. He acts like a jerk and blows her off.

"Hey arent they going out?"
"nope, hes just pulling the 'Austyn Maneuver' again"
"really? i feel bad for her"
"i do too."

by sexyakchicka January 16, 2010

cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

waffle maneuver

a waffle maneuver is where you pour waffle or pancake batter into a womens vagina or anus and eat it out

I asked Danielle if she would let me do the waffle maneuver.
or
He asked me to do the waffle maneuver to her and I said of course it feels so good.

by teh ownerer leetsauce dude May 27, 2008