by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.
by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024

a tall man with a hitler who hits on under age girls. His weaknesses are long nails and girls from parsippany
by buthead February 15, 2021

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online
MHX: oh shit you're right
MHX: oh shit you're right
by Chrantom September 17, 2020

Freedom of Mysticism is a principle, derived from from Freedom of Supernaturality, where everyone has the right to be mystical, support mysticism and advocate mystical principles, beliefs and practices, such as do not be mystical and do not support mysticism. Freedom of mysticism is considered as a subtopic of freedom of supernaturality that's a subtopic of freedom of religion.
"Freedom of Mysticism is really necessary nowadays, such as freedom of supernaturality, it is necessary in order to supernaturality and mysticism be well accepted nowadays such as religion actually is, and it might be really useful in the future as well."
by Full Monteirism March 27, 2021
