Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.
You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.
by 0neHugeWang! November 25, 2024
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mystical chicken

memehar
you weird mystical chicken
by john w dodd March 05, 2018
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mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina
Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "
by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017
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Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
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mystic Angel

A person who Mystically appears in Stoke, becomes 2nd in command of the Sesh Bears, formally know as Dick the Greek, very hairy and tanned, drinks Stella with Morgsy Bear
by The Chainsaw chronicles November 02, 2022
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Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
by fightfacilities January 03, 2021
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mystical metro

INSANE SPEED AND OP NESS IN FORZA JOKE OF THE CENTURY
That mystical metro is fire
by MYSTICAL METOR November 03, 2019
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