Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpy

Being clumsy.
Object that has been bumped many times or having chunks.
Funny word.

A moose called Lumpy has it as his name.

by PouandFriendsandFamilyPAFAF June 18, 2023

Lumpy

-A hill that goes up and down
- Or a unusual head shape in a human being

Mike-u trying to crack with that lumpy

head

by Ronard jenkins September 10, 2018

Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Lumpy ruthaford

When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.

He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!

by Lactose intolerant guy September 2, 2021

lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy

woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

by Good old spanner November 11, 2022

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016