Black Lotus

When a woman cups her hands like a flower and gives a black man a handjob.

Dude I heard Kathy gave Dante an awesome Black Lotus last night

by followmylogic November 23, 2011

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Lotus Eater

A man or woman whose attraction and sexual proclivities are directed exclusively toward partners of Asian lineage. An attraction that borders on obsession or addiction to the point where they are under a spell or seemed drugged.

Bro...look at that Lotus Eater posting up on all the Asian girls at this party...he is oblivious to all the other talent here. Odysseus needs to call him back to the boat to give the rest of us a chance.

by C. Blanche DuBois October 18, 2016

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010

flesh lotus

Another name for female genitalia.

I can't wait to taste the nectar of my girlfriend's flesh lotus.

by aintnobumblebee December 17, 2010

Red Lotus Society

Brothel

Athril was seen at the brothel

by God November 9, 2006

Lotus Elise

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.

I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.

by Demarates May 18, 2006